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  • Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. ~ Sharon Stone
  • There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL. ~ Lynn Lavner
  • The truth is more important than the facts. ~ Frank Lloyd Wright
  • A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. ~ Anònim
  • I say that a man must be certain of his morality for the simple reason that he has to suffer for it. ~ G. K. Chesterton
  • To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it. ~ G. K. Chesterton
  • Winning may not be everything, but losing has little to recommend it. ~ Dianne Feinstein
  • He knows all about art, but he doesn't know what he likes. ~ James Thurber
  • Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. ~ Groucho Marx
  • Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places. ~ E. Joseph Crossman
  • Autobiography is an unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people. ~ Philip Guedalla
  • I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly. ~ Michel de Montaigne
  • In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these. ~ Paul Harvey
  • I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." ~ Thomas A. Edison
  • The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.' ~ Ronald Reagan
  • A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. ~ Daniel Webster
  • Never confuse movement with action. ~ Ernest Hemingway
  • To a man who has a hammer every problem looks like a nail ~ Mark Twain
  • The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. ~ Bertrand Russell
  • It never hurts to ask. Unless you ask for hurt. ~ Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
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