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Si la broma era quanta gent es necessita per canviar una bombeta, la realitat és que es necessiten sis immobiliàries per llogar un local. Si us interessa està a Diputació amb Casanova.

I una selecció de les bromes que més m’han agradat:

Q: How many `Real Men’ does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: None: `Real Men’ aren’t afraid of the dark.

Q: How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: That’s not funny!!!

Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.

Q: How many anarchists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: All of them.

Q: How many Mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: None: It’s left as an exercise to the reader.
A2: One: He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke.

I ara un que m’acabo d’inventar jo solet:

Q: Quants catosfèrics es necessiten per canviar una bombeta?
A: s’escriu “vomveta”!